📜 the fine print

Terms of Use

Last updated: 28 June 2026

By using foodnevercomes.com (“the site”), you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree, please don’t use the site. FoodNeverComes is a free, for-fun project — please read on so we’re all on the same page.

1. What this site is (and isn’t)

FoodNeverComes is a novelty “dopamine site” and a fake food-delivery simulator for entertainment only. The menus, prices, carts, “checkout”, riders and delivery tracking are all simulated. No real food is ever ordered or delivered, and no real payment is ever processed. The checkout uses an obviously fake demo card — never enter real card details; there is nothing to pay and nothing to buy.

2. No real transactions

Because nothing is sold and no money changes hands on the site, there are no purchases, refunds, deliveries or order obligations of any kind. Any prices shown are imaginary.

3. Recipes & information

We provide free recipes and cooking information for fun and general guidance. Follow safe food-handling, cooking and allergy practices, and use your own judgement — we can’t guarantee results and aren’t liable for how recipes turn out. If you have allergies or dietary restrictions, always check ingredients yourself.

4. Affiliate disclosure

Some outbound links (for example meal-kit offers via the Awin network) are affiliate links. If you click through and purchase from a partner, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. We only feature partners we think fit the site, but we don’t control their products, offers, pricing or websites, and aren’t responsible for them.

5. Intellectual property

The FoodNeverComes name, design, text and original content are ours and may not be copied or reproduced without permission. Dish photographs are used from sources such as Wikimedia Commons and Pexels under their respective licences and belong to their creators.

6. Acceptable use

Please don’t misuse the site — including attempting to hack, overload, scrape at scale, or use it for anything unlawful, or in a way that disrupts other people’s use of it.

7. “As is”, no warranties

The site is provided “as is” and “as available”, without warranties of any kind. We don’t promise it will always be available, error-free, or uninterrupted.

8. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, FoodNeverComes is not liable for any indirect, incidental or consequential damages arising from your use of the site, the recipes, or any third-party or affiliate links.

9. Third-party links

The site links to third-party sites and services (e.g. Google, affiliate partners, Ko-fi, Instagram). We aren’t responsible for their content, policies or practices — their terms and privacy policies apply when you visit them.

10. Changes

We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated terms.

11. Contact

Questions about these terms? Reach us via our contact page.